me, rosalie, nathan, and austin were in photography class and we were suppossed to be shooting in chinatown, but somehow the conversation steered from man vs. wild, to south park to scientology and we got what we thought was a great idea.
we hiked up to taylor st. through the most 'mountaineous' route, and found the church that rosalie saw.
basically a lady with very sharp teeth greeted us and made us watch a video full of superflous information (read us our scientology unALIENable rights...coincidence i think not) while she grabbed 'the tests'
we took what was just basically a very long strangely worded personality quiz.
she gave us a copy.
26. Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
(wtf?)
59. Do you consider the modern "prisons without bars" doomed to failure?
(no seriously what does that even mean?)
68. Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
(!@#$???)
92. Are you a slow eater?
(why is this even valid?)
they grabbed us individually and showed us the results on a chart.
first she showed me the points on the graph that fell under the unacceptable state. proceded to point out things on the graph that she thought were flaws... i just consider them personality atributes.
(reclusiveness, critical, unstable and dispersed thought)
and then tried to tell me that scientology could help me.
i wouldn't even consider it a religion. its just a giant costly self help course.
i was actually kind of disapointed at theier normalness, besides the vampire-esque lady that greeted us they were just like all the other brain washed religious people i know.
well i can now say as an educated person that scientology is a joke.
today was thoroughly entertaining.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
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